“Colonel, please stay back. You’re useless when it rains.”
(Source: churrocigar, via skypirateinflight)
I love playing Civ, but I always hate everyone on the map, and I don’t know how that works
Welp, abandoning that game. Accidentally gave Montezuma back all the cities I took from him in peace negotiations, and it is so not worth playing through from the last autosave.
It’s 1600 and I haven’t even discovered gunpowder yet. This time last game, I had submarines.
Suleiman: Hey, wanna go to war against Montezuma with me?
Me: I was gonna go to war against you because you settled on my borders, but I can’t not accept that invitation.
-four turns later-
Suleiman: Yeah, turns out Montezuma’s crazy strong. Good luck with your war.

WHY AM I ALWAYS STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH MONTEZUMA?
All these new trade bonuses for Civ V in the new DLC


Stamford Bridge in preparation for the Women’s Champions League 2013 Final between Olympique Lyonnais & VfL Wolfsburg.
Robin Bylund (LFC fan):“Thanks for the season, Luis. You know how much we need you here next”.
Luis Suarez: “I’ll stay here, don’t worry”
(taken at Carra’s farewell party)
The Land of Skyrim - Riften
Riften is the capital city of the Hold known as the Rift in southeastern Skyrim. The city lies close to the province’s borders with Cyrodiil and Morrowind, and has become home to many Dunmer. It is built on the shores of Lake Honrich, nestled in the Fall Forest. It was in Riften that Barenziah joined the Thieves Guild when she returned to Morrowind from her exile in Skyrim, and the town is well-known as being the base of operations for the Thieves Guild in Skyrim.
(via arsenichydrogensodium)
Mixed feelings, honestly. On one hand, it sucks in a big way that the Southeast and other regions were ignored for a second team in a city that already has MLS representation. On the other hand, a second (loaded) team in New York has the potential to lure more high-profile players and raise the profile of Major League Soccer worldwide.
And I’ve grown used to supporting a NASL team anyway.
Local news ad: “People just can’t stop harassing manatees. More at 11.”
Living in Florida is weird.