10 reasons to date a soccer player:
1) we have the right touch
2) we are used to scoring
3) we can go for 90min in 11 different positions
4) we can make you scream for more
5) sweating is no problem
6) there is no stopping of play
7) we will play anywhere at anytime
8) we’ve got all the right moves
9) we’ve got endurance
10) we aren’t afraid to get down and dirty
“we”? is you a footballer?
As big a loada bullcrap this is, it made me laugh :’)
8) we’ve got all the right moves ”all the right moves, and all the right places ..” *sings*