Tumblr (3.0; @icantfeelmyarms)http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/<p>I mean, right now, this very instant, a replay of Arsenal v. Bayern Munich is on, and Gus Johnson won&#8217;t stop saying Va-Marlin.</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51237451821http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51237451821Fri, 24 May 2013 14:07:02 -0400<p><div class="notification_inner clearfix"> <div class="notification_sentence"> <div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://bio--technology.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">bio&#8212;technology</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51236039057/gus-johnson-and-warren-barton-calling-the" target="_blank">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51236039057/gus-johnson-and-warren-barton-calling-the" target="_blank"> Gus Johnson and Warren Barton calling the&#8230; </a> </em></div> <blockquote>Otherwise known as The Final of Mispronounced Players’ Names</blockquote> Gonna make some predictions</div> <div class="notification_sentence"> <ul><li>Manuel Newer</li> <li>Mario Goats</li> <li>Franck Rubbery</li> <li>Jakub BlastedCowSkis</li> <li>Xherdan Shaquille O&#8217;Neal</li> <li>Bastian Schwinnrider</li> </ul></div> </div></p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51237314163http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51237314163Fri, 24 May 2013 14:04:35 -0400bio--technology<p>Gus Johnson and Warren Barton calling the Champions League Final tomorrow.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/63673485e66cffec7198b6ddfd2056cc/tumblr_inline_mnbd5tv4Pu1qz4rgp.png"/></p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51236039057http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51236039057Fri, 24 May 2013 13:42:09 -0400<p>And then we went and bought Oxlade-Chamberlain, which would be cool if he was a striker or a goalkeeper.</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51204802553http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51204802553Fri, 24 May 2013 00:35:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d37a7fb528b64157084f957324c5544a/tumblr_mnacjbsjDq1r1fq7do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>YOU’VE GOT 8 OTHER KEEPERS. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BUY NEUER?</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51204521166http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51204521166Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:47 -0400Joshs Fifa 13 Project<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/273514a864e3645f7116e10269c7b4d5/tumblr_mnabylUl0H1r1fq7do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/406268c96af8b29baa9296f764a1dfe9/tumblr_mnabxf0TKH1r1fq7do1_500.png"/></p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51203790758http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51203790758Fri, 24 May 2013 00:18:00 -0400Joshs Fifa 13 Project<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d17f95310ce65e833ab96aa24a172d50/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b423b0698daa3cd920178ba7b1c4353/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/315014efb9cb4c1713c1fed315d0b6df/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5afb95a3ef5b73f6c70d87a713a4577b/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3b6c958445765a09ed29a5e45730d0b/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcda009ec00dd3e9966bc7611be6a2df/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/799f8de6162d0b2afa3a1e43f0c00cfa/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bc7e0664bfb41b36c890f9b4f576c79/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5109b4658cf5b6f6db3df111c7c60b06/tumblr_migmohfNIX1rs48o3o9_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51195825675http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51195825675Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:07 -0400Food<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d15a202994a6421ea5ccec4431f5be19/tumblr_mn9vm6glIo1r72ht7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51178592155http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51178592155Thu, 23 May 2013 18:29:56 -0400OH YEAH!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7dbb0b40a5fe0bef30924d34a461d09/tumblr_mmpnu0Ccou1qdgn5lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d01b629f9b29f634109fc728a686b67/tumblr_mmpnu0Ccou1qdgn5lo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2064d5fb967639c06a79c058fb187856/tumblr_mmpnu0Ccou1qdgn5lo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ad9062e1c5f57e3085bea20b064896e/tumblr_mmpnu0Ccou1qdgn5lo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ba2596d1f887a3c106d6532b3c5f692/tumblr_mmpnu0Ccou1qdgn5lo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><blockquote> <div><small><strong>MLS Fans Project:</strong> Real Salt Lake <a href="http://arsenichydrogensodium.tumblr.com/tagged/mlsfans" target="_blank"><span>♛</span></a><br/></small></div> </blockquote></p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51170942174http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51170942174Thu, 23 May 2013 16:46:12 -0400Real Salt Lake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49045e4f70ffea17ae8a026f170f9175/tumblr_mn8mbm2lOE1r1fq7do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know how many of you guys are playing <a href="http://geoguessr.com" target="_blank">Geoguessr</a>, but I’m getting pretty good over here.</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51132449507http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51132449507Thu, 23 May 2013 02:06:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aeee2dc283e3e5005ccd9093b4172d89/tumblr_mlsku8uQFk1qzd4w3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/535ffbe17f39ecb2bdb64e5dce765e6f/tumblr_mlsku8uQFk1qzd4w3o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a935607feff84ba11fef4abd5b345fd/tumblr_mlsku8uQFk1qzd4w3o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><big><strong><span>“</span></strong><em><strong>C</strong></em></big><em><small>olonel, please stay back. You’re useless when it rains.</small></em><strong><span>”</span></strong></p> </blockquote>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51131035317http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51131035317Thu, 23 May 2013 01:34:31 -0400Fullmetal Alchemist<p>I love playing Civ, but I always hate everyone on the map, and I don&#8217;t know how that works</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51117558450http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51117558450Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:11 -0400Although Darius was cool this time and usually he's not<p>Welp, abandoning that game. Accidentally gave Montezuma back all the cities I took from him in peace negotiations, and it is so not worth playing through from the last autosave.</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51117137120http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51117137120Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:02 -0400I started with the goal of a diplomatic victoryand ended with the goal of sacrificing Montezuma to his own heathen gods<p>It&#8217;s 1600 and I haven&#8217;t even discovered gunpowder yet. This time last game, I had submarines.</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51116229080http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51116229080Wed, 22 May 2013 21:52:00 -0400war is hell<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc3f091378dd90e7293f1d9b2b82bed3/tumblr_mn870chItj1r1fq7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FUCK YOU</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51110184433http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51110184433Wed, 22 May 2013 20:36:12 -0400<p>Suleiman: Hey, wanna go to war against Montezuma with me?<br/>Me: I was gonna go to war against you because you settled on my borders, but I can&#8217;t not accept that invitation.<br/>-four turns later-<br/>Suleiman: Yeah, turns out Montezuma&#8217;s crazy strong. Good luck with your war.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3177426ff7434c3100a5aa1720312796/tumblr_inline_mn85w6QKLo1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51108448968http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51108448968Wed, 22 May 2013 20:13:11 -0400I will kill Montezuma and then I will burn every Ottoman city to the ground<p>WHY AM I ALWAYS STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH MONTEZUMA?</p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51101577537http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51101577537Wed, 22 May 2013 18:40:33 -0400About Me: I HATE MONTEZUMA<p>All these new trade bonuses for Civ V in the new DLC</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/494254098ed4c3c9f20558166ff2a127/tumblr_inline_mn7yomjo5h1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51096715583http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51096715583Wed, 22 May 2013 17:36:25 -0400Civ V<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d317125baaed1411171586fdae836063/tumblr_mn7qb9DL0k1qbtho3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>Stamford Bridge in preparation for the Women’s Champions League 2013 Final between Olympique Lyonnais & VfL Wolfsburg.</small></p> </blockquote>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51091813226http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51091813226Wed, 22 May 2013 16:32:00 -0400Olympique Lyonnais<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72c88956106744fcb3df2a5cd6f4858c/tumblr_mn7qkczXMl1qbyxj9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dedcaa38f40a05ee1539f1a3cbad9236/tumblr_mn7qkczXMl1qbyxj9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idratherbehome.tumblr.com/post/51084064708/robin-bylund-lfc-fan-thanks-for-the-season" target="_blank">idratherbehome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong class="fullname js-action-profile-name show-popup-with-id"><a class="account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/robinbylundLFC" target="_blank">Robin Bylund</a> </strong>(LFC fan):<span>“Thanks for the season, Luis. You know how much we need you here next”.<br/><strong>Luis Suarez:</strong></span><span> “I’ll stay here, don’t worry”<br/>(taken at Carra’s farewell party)</span></p> </blockquote>http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51091681052http://icantfeelmyarms.tumblr.com/post/51091681052Wed, 22 May 2013 16:30:50 -0400Liverpool FC